Darlings, what better way to wish Prince William a happy 29th birthday than by providing the perfect caption for this too-funny snapshot of his royal handsome highness? Take a peek of this candid pic of Wills at a recent polo match and tell me what you think he was saying…XOXO.

Photograph from Splash News
“Oh doll, your shoes are fabulousss!!”
Oh dude, did you see that? That guy totally just stepped in a pile of dog poo
“I’m not touching youuuu!”
Oh man did you see his outfit he was wearing in that last match! No wonder I just schooled him! His horse was even scared to play the match!
Oh, my God, did you see Beatrice’s hat at my wedding?
Well don’t you just look fabulous, darling!
i’m not getting bald! it’s my style, is getting sooo hot
Pardon me, you want me to do what? Seriously?
Do you smell that? I sharted…
where’s my handbag?
im trying to do a fart, but it just.. wont.. come out!
Oh my, darn, I think something just went into my eye, can you see it huny, can you?
Raaaaawr baby, yeeeeah!