Amanda Bynes is telling everyone that she’s very much not crazy, but then the spiraling starlet did the most insane thing ever: gave an exclusive interview to a tabloid! She sat down with inTouch magazine and of course, I got my hands on an early copy of the ultra-odd convo. Take a look…
Do you think you have any issues with addiction?
AB: I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol.
Is it true you needed to shave your head after a bad dye job?
AB: Yes, I had to shave my head. It’s so annoying to have no hair at 27. I have extensions that I love but I miss my own hair.
Explain the facial piercings.
AB: I wanted to look like [stripper] Blac Chyna.
You’ve said you’re starting a fashion line.
AB: I love Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s clothing line…and I love how Justin Bieber dresses. My line will be a mixture of sick styles, and it’s going to be for everybody.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
AB: Happily married!
To recap, Amanda wants to look like a stripper, dress like Justin Bieber and find a man on planet Earth that will wife her up? Perhaps “insane” is too feeble a term…XOXO.