Boardwalk Empire baddie Vincent Piazza has finally awoken from the nightmare that surely was life with Ashlee Simpson. I hear that the pair have called it quits after nearly two years of togetherness, but insist that no third party or bad feelings are involved. Pfft, sure darlings.
My spies are endlessly whispering about Ashlee’s bizarre, bratty behavior and Vinnie isn’t too far behind. Have you notice that no one seems to know his age? That’s because he’s worked overtime to scrub his Google results of any hint that he’s not actually in his late 20s. But leave it to me to uncover the truth; Vincent is actually 37.
Between these two sacks of crazy, I can’t imagine anything but bad feelings. However, Ashlee is the mom to a seriously adorable son, Bronx, and Vincent looks rather delish sans clothes, so let’s wish them well as they re-enter single-hood, shall we?
You know you love me…XOXO.