Blair Waldorf’s Sharpest Quotes

Don’t mess with Queen B because at the very least, you’ll get a sharp one-liner thrown your way. Gossip Girl‘s Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) delivers some of the most harsh and witty quotes in the show. So, naturally we put together a gallery to highlight a few of our favorite ones from the series.

Check it out below, then share your favorite ones on Pinterest, Twitter and Facebook! You know you love it. XOXO

"We should send out change-of-address cards because I’m moving to cloud nine."

"Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas."

"It's so hard finding obedient minions."

"Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least that's what I've heard."

"Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours."

"You can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club."

"Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."

"If you don't pull it together, I'm gonna go Naomi Campbell on you."

"I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination."


  1. Blair_Bass Said:

    I love Blair so much, she is the best in this hole universe

  2. ggada Said:

    goood i love her so much♥♥

  3. Hareth Said:

    Blair is amazing and fabulous cnt stop lovin her! Omg

  4. Tiahna Said:

    Blair’s personality and witty comments will never get me annoyed, she’s given me more of a self esteem then looking up to Serena… no offence :) love you Blair! <3

  5. Ariana Said:

    I luv blair

  6. Kaitlynn Carlson Said:

    I love your fashion anywau you could help me and I am #1 fan of you love all your fashion hope you could help.

  7. Rebeca Said:

    I love blair waldorf . She is very beautiful!!!’ :-*

  8. Maria Forero Said:

    Blair has always been my favorite

  9. Saule Said:


  10. Arthur Said:

    Blair is very nice

  11. B Said:

    I miss Gossip Girl & Queen B & S.

  12. Kk Said:

    Princes— sorry Queen B. is my favorite. We’re blairettes. Duhh

  13. thea Said:

    blair and chuck are ment to be.chuck and blair have probles but they will work it out.

  14. Sophia Said:

    Blair + Chuck = <3

  15. Lisa Razack Said:

    I love gossip girlzzzz<3………

  16. caroline Said:

    does anyone know where I can watch gossip girl season 1?

  17. A Said:

    Blair is my fav – she inspires me to have more confidence, and I love her style.

  18. A Said:

    Caroline – gossip girl is on Netflix hope that helps :)

  19. LAURALEE Said:


  20. michelle Said:

    I looooove blair sooo much! Very glamorous! :)

  21. Marina Said:

    Blair is beautiful!

  22. S Said:

    blair and chuck are my life

  23. Gossip Girl Said:

    Blair and Chuck may have a thing going on!Are they?
    Xo xo Gossip Girl

  24. Gossip Girl Said:

    B didn’t sign the devorse papers! Why didn’t she sign them??
    Xo xo Gossip Girl

  25. Gossip Girl Said:

    Guess what looks like Chuck found out that Diana is not his mom and he found is father ALIVE!!
    Xo xo Gosip Girl

  26. Gossip Girl Said:

    Looks like Blair might be back with Chuck! Is she?
    Xo xo Gossip Girl

  27. ellie blarr Said:

    when I get older and get married and I want to change my name to Blair because I love her and her name!!!!!!!

  28. Mónica Said:

    Amo mucho gossip girl imis personajes favoritos son blair waldorf y chok bass espero que el guapísimo de chok y la bonita de blair estén guntos asen bonita parega los amo gossip girl

    Te amo chok bass

  29. Tori Said:

    I love you Blair you are funny and are an inspiration to me and my friends! Im only on season 5 episode 23 and your with Dan but I think you and Chuck are meant to be so I cant wait to find out what happens at the end and to find out who Gossip Girl is.

  30. kate heron Said:

    omg blair and chuck forever inlove and im only on series 4 on netflix serena and dan are meant to be

  31. Anonymous Said:

    I Kiss Queen B&S love you guys.I am your #1 fan !!!!!!!!!!! Love You Guys

  32. joeyann Said:

    Are to still married

  33. Ricardo Said:

    nice quotes, but I`ve trying to find in a web site all the blasts and quotes. I kind of have them all and they`re awesome, plus I took some of them from the show. They really helped me with my frenemies and It kind of made me remember bout the show and all the incredible moments in it.
    QUEEN B..

  34. Anonymous Said:


  35. T Said:

    B has the worst outfit choices ever!!!
    xoxo, Gossip Girl

  36. Késia Said:

    I miss so much…I wanted a continuation. I love Blair and Chuck, Serena and Dan, everybody

  37. deez nutz Said:

    i think blair and dan were the best thing that ever happend to the show itself they should have stayed together and let nate and serena together and chuck and vanessa

  38. *Queen B* Said:

    Does anyone in here, know where can I find the posts from the GG serie? PLs tell they are somewhere over here bcz I’m driving myself CRAZY!

    ( there any way to make my own posts here?)
    Answer ASAP!! <3 Love

  39. *Queen B* Said:

    Btw..Blair Waldorf is AMAZING <3 I love her! Blair & Chuck..true love <3

  40. K Said:


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