One of my favorite moments of the year was the day I saw Star magazine’s hilarious cover about Bruce Jenner wanting to be a woman:
I laughed and laughed at the cover–although not the item about Reese being the bossiest wife in Hollywood, that I can tres believe–and shook my head at the thought of Bruce slowly turning into a Belinda…until, that is, I heard that he’s undergoing what’s known as a Laryngeal Shave. This means that essentially, he’s having his Adam’s apple reduced or flattened. To have a smoother looking throat. Like a woman.
And this isn’t just a wild rumor, minions. Brucey himself has confirmed it:
“I’ve just never liked my trachea,” he told TMZ.
?!?! What has happened to you, Bruce? Fine, grow your hair. Fine, get your ears pierced. FINE, get a facelift every year until you look like a Real Housewife. But lady-fy your throat? Really? This just may be the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard from the Kardashian camp.
Do you think that there’s some truth to BJ wanting to become a female? And more importantly, have you ever dumped a guy because you didn’t like his trachea?