No holiday would be complete without several essential things: a case of Veuve Cliquot arriving for mummy’s annual Christmas Eve soiree…a stocking stuffed with Henri Bendel baubles…Cara Delevingne in a Rasta-themed hat groping Santa Claus.
Wait, pardonnez moi, minions?
most overrated favorite model strutted her way off the Victoria’s Secret runway and straight into the arms of everyone’s favorite North Pole resident at the Winter Wonderland VIP launch last night at Hyde Park in London. She trotted around the carnival soiree (in a different terrible beanie) (how many does she carry??) with fellow catwalkers Georgia May “Gap Tooth” Jagger and Suki “Seriously, Bradley Cooper is Dating Her?!” Waterhouse, but I’m more interested in what you all have to say about CD and SC.
Let’s think of a clever caption, shall we? Help me complete the following sentences:
This year, let’s hope Cara is asking Santa for __________.
Cara is definitely getting coal in her stocking after she __________!
Dear Santa, please help Cara to become __________.
Let the ho-ho-ho jokes begin, minions…XOXO.