I’m all for patriotism and remembering your roots (unless of course you’re from somewhere uncool) but model Cara Delevingne has taken hometown pride to a new level with her latest tattoo:
Ugh. Cara darling, do you know what we call an American who gets “BORN IN THE USA” emblazoned on their bicep? A hillbilly. While I don’t know the exact term for the English equivalent, I’m sure it’s equally unflattering.
But, at least this ink is in a place no one will easily see it, unlike that lion on your finger that will look like spin art within a decade.
Am I being a tattoo party pooper, minions? Do you actually fancy CD’s Brit-centric body mod or is this beauty better off ink-free?