Considering that Christina Aguilera will do anything for attention and practically never stops talking about sex/being naked/her lady bits, I was very worried when I heard she’d given birth to her daughter. All sorts of dreadful names danced in my head like Fiesta, Cleopatra, Bon Voyage–you name it.
But I was truly surprised to hear how non-psychotic her daughter’s new monicker is: Summer. Summer Rain Rutler–discuss.
Unexpectedly, I quite like this name. Girls named Summer are the sort to always be the perfect shade of tan, be very good at dressage, and know how to do a cutely casual fishtail braid. However, Rain as a middle name isn’t my favorite. For one, Christina lives in California–there is no summer rain in LA. That’s a treat (a humid, awful treat) we here in New Yorkers get to enjoy.
But overall, I give Xtina top marks in the baby naming game. But what say you, my dears? Does Summer Rain have a strippery sound to it, or is it nice to hear that a celeb went with a more mainstream monicker rather than Suri, North or Blue? In your expert opinion, which celeb offspring has the worst name out there?