Brrr babies, there’s a chill in the air–it’s the icy feeling of my crush on Cody Simpson rapidly cooling. While I do love CS and his accent and music and surfing skills, I very much do not like his eye-rolling friendship with Justin Bieber.
Cody recently opened up about JB’s teen girl slap fight with Orlando Bloom in Ibiza, and defended Justin’s nauseating behavior.
“Obviously we’re all young and he gets himself into some stuff sometimes,” Cody told Australia’s The Morning Show. “He’s a person I’d go to for everything. He’s like a big brother. He has the world in his hands as he does a lot of good as well. I’ve got all good things to say.”
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HE’S LIKE A BIG BROTHER? Cody. Come on. I can’t think of anyone I’d want in my family less…except for my actual
family, perhaps. And he’s a guy Cody goes to for everything? Like…advice on how to style your whispy facial hair for maximum creep factor? How to make the same constipated face in every photo (“The Jaden
“)? How to drive a perfectly healthy It Girl to madness?
I learned quite a while ago that just because someone is a friend doesn’t mean we must agree with everything they do. I’d have a lot more respect for Cody if he would just say “Yes, he seems like a weasel but he’s cool to me, so whatever.”
And this makes me wonder if Cody is a deep down douche, too…? What do you think of this irksome friendship? Do we all have Justin wrong?