This weekend the probably made-up, definitely irrelevant Young Hollywood awards took place and who showed up but our dear little social menace, Justin Bieber. And he was…sort of…kind of…shockingly…looking good. I know lambs, I am obviously loathe to admit it, but pics don’t lie. However, JB made the fatal mistake of standing next to Cody Simpson and thus a Drool Faceoff was born. As you know, I am firmly on Team Cody when it comes to just about anything but let’s truly break down these two boys and their looks, shall we?
Is Justin really that short? He looks like someone locked a regular sized man in the dryer for 3 hours and he shrunk. I do like Justin’s outfit, although it’s a little heavy off season for July in Los Angeles, but at least it’s not a leather tunic with tighty-whiteys. Let’s count our blessings. Cody, on the other hand, is dressed like my dad when he’s been out on his boat, and looks strangely waxy and yellow, like someone carved him out of a stick of butter. Still though, I’d rather have a conversation with the sexy Aussie rather than JB any day of the week, so clearly Cody is my hunk of the day.
But are you Beliebers swooning over Justin’s cleaned up look? Or does seeing him alongside an actual full-sized human make him look all the more miniature and ridiculous?