The walking streak of sex that is Kellan Lutz has once again been let loose upon the world, and I couldn’t be more thrilled, minions. Check out how unbelievably flawless he looked at last night’s screening of The Legend of Hercules:
I DIE. The suit, the smile, the swagger–I just can’t quite stand it! I will never understand why Kel hasn’t become a bigger star, to me he’s the whole package. OK fine perhaps he isn’t exactly the best actor on the planet, but looking at that face, do you really care?
Speaking of Kellan, he recently denied rumors that he was dating Miley Cyrus, but I did spy him on vacation with another brunette you may not have anticipated: Michelle Rodriguez.
“Wait, her?” you’re probably exclaiming. Yes minions, her, that sort of masculine girl from Fast & Furious–not that Miley is the picture of femininity these days, but still.
My South American spies placed them in Grenada together celebrating the new year, but reports are hazy on whether or not they looked like more than friends. I’ve always heard whispers that Michelle wasn’t, shall we say, straight as an arrow, and she doesn’t exactly deny it herself:
“I’ve gone both ways,” she has said. “I do as I please. I am too f—ing curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks.”
My, what a charming young lady. So darlings, do you think MR found KL intriguing? Or do you think they did more arm wrestling than tongue wrestling?