Dan Humphrey’s Best Quotes

Gossip Girl‘s Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) may be a Lonely Boy, but he sure does have a lot to say to others. His sometimes self-deprecating one-liners make us LOL and realize that the boy does have a sense of humor.

We collected a few of our favorite Dan quotes and put them in a gallery below. Check it out, then share your favorite ones on Pinterest, Twitter and Facebook! You know you love it. XOXO

"Not only am I manly and rugged, but I also have mad browsing skills."

"I read, like, five self-help blogs on how to turn friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word."

"I'm telling you, I learned everything I know about women from Judy Blume's Forever."

"I think the most elaborate gift I've ever given was a pair of rubber boots from LL Bean."

"How long can a man have a piggy bank and still call himself a man?"

"I was in the neighborhood, give or take 70 blocks."

"When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish."


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