Darlings. I’m a big fan of Demi Lovato‘s curvaceous body, although it’s a universal truth that certain garments should be avoided by people with her figure. The list of such garments is long, but surely at the top is red leather high-waist shorts. Sadly, Demi Lovato seems bent on torturing herself by wearing these incredibly unflattering contraptions on stage during her latest tour.

If you could play fantasy costume designer on D’s new tour, what would you dress her in?

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