You know darlings, having a world-wide network of minions isn’t as easy as it looks. While most of my servants bring me true tidbits of dirt, some try to feed me stories that seem a little hard to swallow. Case in point, the rumor I heard just this morning, that Justin Bieber spent the weekend scouring New York City to find a suitable pool…for his baptism.
“Justin and his team spent time on Saturday searching for a place with a pool where they could conduct a baptism for him, a cleansing ritual, with the Hillsong Church,” alleged my spy. “But they couldn’t find a place in time.”
Zero part of me believes this actually happened. Zero. I bet Justin himself leaked the story to try to improve his impoverished image. But I’m not falling for it, darlings. There’s too much evidence that JB is a stripper and drug-loving lunatic, not a saintly choir boy just living by the good book.
Justin another source also made up added that “Justin is serious about his Christian faith, and after recent events, he needed to take a pause.”
I’d have an easier time believing that Taylor Swift is posing for Hustler or that Blake Lively wore socks with sandals. Pffft! What’s your take on all of this? Total BS or is our poor little Jussy just a lost lamb in need of a shepherd?