Did Justin Bieber Try to Get Baptized in NYC?

You know darlings, having a world-wide network of minions isn’t as easy as it looks. While most of my servants bring me true tidbits of dirt, some try to feed me stories that seem a little hard to swallow. Case in point, the rumor I heard just this morning, that Justin Bieber spent the weekend scouring New York City to find a suitable pool…for his baptism.

“Justin and his team spent time on Saturday searching for a place with a pool where they could conduct a baptism for him, a cleansing ritual, with the Hillsong Church,” alleged my spy. “But they couldn’t find a place in time.”

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Zero part of me believes this actually happened. Zero. I bet Justin himself leaked the story to try to improve his impoverished image. But I’m not falling for it, darlings. There’s too much evidence that JB is a stripper and drug-loving lunatic, not a saintly choir boy just living by the good book.

Justin another source also made up added that “Justin is serious about his Christian faith, and after recent events, he needed to take a pause.”

I’d have an easier time believing that Taylor Swift is posing for Hustler or that Blake Lively wore socks with sandals. Pffft! What’s your take on all of this? Total BS or is our poor little Jussy just a lost lamb in need of a shepherd?


  1. Little K Said:

    You’d think he’d have better tricks up his sleeves cause I’m sure the strippers thought so too.

  2. Dawn Said:

    Bieber was probably on drugs again…He spends 1 million dollars a month for whatever he is doing….

  3. belieber Said:

    Nice try. Talking shit about Justin won’t make you popular. It just shows how low you can stoop. Try showing your authority and love for your so called “minions” else where. The entire world knows who Justin is in contrast to a totally irrelevant, vain person like you!

  4. kat Said:

    beliebers are always trying to defend justin even when he is totally wrong. thats a horrible relationship between the idol (justin) and his fans, if someone that i love and follow is doing something wrong you cant support them, so sorry beliebers but justins tots wrong, and GG is just doing her job so stop pissing over her website and start realizing that justins becoming a horrible influence and a horrible person and i hope he gets deported back to canada, for his sake and well being,

  5. rly? Said:

    Ahhhh, looks like we have a belieber here. Well sweetheart, listen up. We get to know some of the rumors out there, and there is nothing wrong with that, some of them might be rude, but dont come here and say that she are shit-talking him, okay? – Thats her opinion about it, finished.

    To the gossip-chat;

    I think that justin has been so wierd atm.
    May god bless him.

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