I struggle to type this as I’m violently shuddering in horror, but sources tell me that Katy Perry is dying to get back together with her grubby, sex-addicted, jeggings-wearing ex husband, Russell Brand. Her pals are saying that since their split K.Per has been in a downward spiral and a “lost soul” and will do anything to reunite.
While I am busy hoping and praying that this isn’t true, you tell me if you think Katy should stay strong (and perhaps lonely) until a serious upgrade comes along…XOXO.

Katy Perry – you can do better.