When movies like The Expendables 3 comes out, I’m filled with conflicting emotions. On one hand, I very much like the idea of spending two hours staring at beefy, sweaty manly men. But on the other, those movies are completely awful. Just dreadful. So much noise and puns and yelling and unflattering cargo pants. So what’s a girl to do? Ogle the stars on the red carpet, of course.
I spied Kellan Lutz at the the film’s premiere in London, and while I firmly believe that he’s the sort of boy who shouldn’t ever wear clothes, he did clean up nicely…sort of. Observe:
Ah that face! That body! Those eyes! Swoon for days. But I’m not so certain about the rest of his red carpet look. For one, what’s with that weird man jewelry? Leather bracelets and skull rings are best left to members of Nickleback. I’m also not overly enthusiastic about his patterned tie, and can someone please explain to me what’s happening with his hair color? Something about it looks tres fake, like he tried to bleach it blonde at home and this was the orangy, pinkish result. But perhaps that’s just how it grows out of his perfect head.
So help me sort out my feelings on Kel’s latest look–is he one of the few guys who can look menacing and manly in a Saville Row suit or does he need to ditch the accessories and stick to a more natural hair hue?