Whenever I say I do not care for Lena Dunham’s hipster schtick and terrible fashion choices, people poo-poo me and say “Oh but she’s so funny, who cares what she wears?!”
Darlings, I don’t care how funny you are, I’m not LOL’ing at Lena’s epically terrible, infamously tragic, outrageously awful Emmy dress:
If you’re going to say something polite like “Well at least she stood out!” please just leave now. Wearing a whipped cream bikini would “stand out”–that’s not one’s only goal on a red carpet, certainly not at an awards show as prestigious as the Emmys!
I truly cannot comprehend who or what made Lena choose this outfit. Firstly, this isn’t a wise choice for her body type. She carries her weight in her middle which means that a dress that highlights her waist will almost always make her look bulkier, and the lumpy button up doesn’t help…shorter dresses are her friend…and after this fashion faux pas for the ages, she’s going to need all the friends she can get.
Secondly, what is going on with her face. She literally is making that face in every photo, and I can only assume she thinks it looks sexy.
It does not look sexy, Lena. Ditto with her red lips and too-heavy blush, which gave the entire look a clownish feel. Well a more clownish feel, I should say.
Are you utterly and totally done with Lena’s terrible styles? Does someone need to stage a style intervention ASAP or could a different starlet have actually made this Valentine’s Day color combo work?