Lena Dunham Wins The Emmy For…Worst Dressed

Whenever I say I do not care for Lena Dunham’s hipster schtick and terrible fashion choices, people poo-poo me and say “Oh but she’s so funny, who cares what she wears?!”

Darlings, I don’t care how funny you are, I’m not LOL’ing at Lena’s epically terrible, infamously tragic, outrageously awful Emmy dress:

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If you’re going to say something polite like “Well at least she stood out!” please just leave now. Wearing a whipped cream bikini would “stand out”–that’s not one’s only goal on a red carpet, certainly not at an awards show as prestigious as the Emmys!

I truly cannot comprehend who or what made Lena choose this outfit. Firstly, this isn’t a wise choice for her body type. She carries her weight in her middle which means that a dress that highlights her waist will almost always make her look bulkier, and the lumpy button up doesn’t help…shorter dresses are her friend…and after this fashion faux pas for the ages, she’s going to need all the friends she can get.

Secondly, what is going on with her face. She literally is making that face in every photo, and I can only assume she thinks it looks sexy.

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It does not look sexy, Lena. Ditto with her red lips and too-heavy blush, which gave the entire look a clownish feel. Well a more clownish feel, I should say.

Are you utterly and totally done with Lena’s terrible styles? Does someone need to stage a style intervention ASAP or could a different starlet have actually made this Valentine’s Day color combo work?

COMMENTS

  1. Kimk Said:

    Im on this with you like almost everytime… She looks awful

  2. abbyallie Said:

    it looks like a valentines day party threw up on her. the outfit does not flatter her body in anyway. and i dont think any star could have pulled this disaster off. if anything about her is funny its that she thinks she looks good.

  3. Sara Said:

    She looks awful, I think she thinks making that goofy face is funny. I’m sorry, but she’s gross.

  4. Astrid Said:

    How long will it take for people to stop judging the value of a woman based on her physical appearance?

  5. K Said:

    This outfit is horrid. I’m not sure who told her it was beautiful or stylish but they need their eyes checked.

  6. frozenelsa Said:

    Ugh I can’t stand this woman! Girls is pathetic and so is she trying to stand out with these annoying outfits. She’s trying WAY too hard to be noticed, but she will never be an It Girl. Sorry not sorry!

  7. Alexa Said:

    It’s like she’s trying too hard to be awkward.

  8. nicole Said:

    good god….

  9. sophie Said:

    The dress is not appropiate for the Emmys but she will have more friends with her sense of humor than you snobs.

  10. Me Said:

    It is inappropriate for the Emmy’s, i totally agree….but she’s got ppl talking and everyone knows who she is, so she’ll remain on top till the day she decides to conform to what you guys think is appropriate behavior. Get over yourselves.

  11. Jen Said:

    what was she thinking?

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