I’ve made no secret of my lack of enthusiasm for Lauren Conrad. I could never put my perfectly manicured finger on what exactly irked me about her–until today. Apparently LC was not amused that Allure magazine branded her “basic” in their latest issue, which featured an article on celebs that typify a certain look.
— Lauren Conrad (@LaurenConrad) July 21, 2014
While her words on Twitter try to sound jokey (as only a basic bitch can), LC was clearly livid enough to address it. She is, after all, a former cover girl for Allure (as recently as April of this year)! Allure has yet to Tweet a response to the former reality star/designer.
I too am angry darlings…that I didn’t figure this out myself! Lauren is SO basic, bravo to Allure for finally hitting the nail on the sausage-curled head. LC is is the epitome of a girl who thinks she’s oh so fashion forward but is really just so plain she’s not even worth being annoyed with. I mean how many years have we been looking at that winged black liquid liner and her same hand-on-the-hip pose?
According to the mag, Vanessa Hudgens is the boho archetype while Manrepeller Leandra Medine (who is one of the worst people I’ve ever met, and that’s saying a lot, my lambs) is the “Street Stylist” and then Kristen Stewart also makes the list but I can’t quite make out her signature style. Probably “Rambling and Scary Homeless Person,” or some such.
Do you think that LC is indeed tres basic or am I not giving her low-key style enough credit? You know my motto when it comes to clothes or revenge: understated is overrated…XOXO.