Everyone Relax: George Clooney’s Fiancee Isn’t Pregnant

Let’s all just calm down and take a few deep breaths, shall we darlings? Yesterday was just full of heart-pounding hoaxes: first that our beloved Betty White had passed away (NOT AT ALL A THING TO JOKE ABOUT) and secondly that George Clooney’s fiancee Amal Alamuddin was pregnant with his baby. Also not something I find amusing in the least.

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Well happily I can report that both rumors are oh so false. Amal’s rep (wait–she has a rep?) shot down baby rumors and blamed it on a billowy maxi dress and a gust of wind.

Phew. I’m still trying to come to terms that GC is marrying someone who isn’t me–I think a baby would simply send me over the edge. Although, I wonder if such an announcement isn’t too far away. G has never expressed an interest in kids…but then again he poo-poo’d the idea of marriage too, and I think we all know how that turned out.

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Do you think these two will in fact hear the pitter patter of handsome little feet sooner rather than later? Or will G and his missus live a blissfully kid-free life?

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