Gossip Girl’s Quip of the Week: Beware the Man-Thief

Gossip Girl isn’t one to forgive and forget. All naughty tidbits and juicy dirt on Manhattan’s elite are neatly archived by date on her popular blog. Unfortunately for poor S, who’s been on Gossip Girl’s bad girl radar since day one, can’t catch a break. S may stand for Serena but it also stands for sin and slut—and sleeping with her your best friend B‘s green-eyed beau? Well, that’s breaking the third commandment of Girlfriend Code, and Gossip Girl is out to damn those sinners to google alert hell.

Find out what Gossip Girl really thinks about S’s buzzworthy homecoming:

Just to be safe, we should all synchronize our watches. If we aren’t careful, S is going to win over our teachers , wear that dress we couldn’t fit into, eat the last olive, have sex in our parents’ beds, spill Campari on our rugs, steal our brothers’ and our boyfriends’ hearts and basically ruin our lives and piss us all off in a major way.” Book I.

COMMENTS

  1. serina vanderwitson Said:

    nate is so cute

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