Obviously, I’m playing it pretty fast and loose with the term “celebrity.” I spied a certain fellow sporting a tattoo of Ryan Gosling’s face on his leg. Who could it be, darlings? A few clues: This particular gent is best known for dating two drunken menaces with penchants for plastic surgery, a few terrible songs and of course, the worst hair in Hollywood. Give up?
Ryan Cabrera! Yes, Ashlee Simpson and Audrina Patridge’s ex is the proud owner of an R.Gos tat on his calf, explaining that his new ink came courtesy of a (probably drunken) game called “tattoo roulette”:
“Me and my buddy, we go in [the tattoo parlor] and he chooses one thing off the wall for me, then I choose one thing for him,” Cabrera explained on SiriusXM Radio show “Dirty Pop” last month. “You can’t see it until after it’s done and then we unveil them at the same time.”
I hope that someday the two Ryan’s cross paths…and that one of them ends up face down on the sidewalk.