Old People News: Gwen Stefani is Pregnant

I’ve bumped into Gwen Stefani several times at various events and she has always been a snotty, nasally, too-cool brat. And let me tell you something, Gwen, there’s only room for ONE such It Girl at a party, and that’s me.

But, the bitch can dress, I’ll give her that. And it seems she can procreate, and given her sexy British hubby Gavin Rossdale, I don’t blame her. I hear that G.Stef is pregnant with her third child, and I can’t wait to find out what dreadful name she’ll choose next. Kingston, her first son, has a fine monicker, but Zuma? Ugh, Gwen.

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Let’s start taking bets now on what she’ll name her next born. No doubt it’ll be unique, n’est ce pas, minions?


  1. michel'le Said:

    Jacob? or maybe..mandela? Seeming she likes sa’s presidents

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