Darlings, I think we know by now to use the term “girlfriend” quite loosely when it comes to Harry Styles. I think “fling” or “sort-of-more-than-friends-with-benefits-I-guess” is a bit more accurate, n’est ce pas? Well whatever you want to brand Harry’s conquests, let’s meet his latest one, Alison Mosshart:
My my, what a beauty. If her name sounds familiar, she’s the sister of Kelly Osbourne’s ex fiance, Matthew Mosshart. She’s also the lead singer of some band no one really listens to, The Kills. And darlings, even though she still has her baby face, I hear she’s 15 years older than young Harry. #cougaralert!
The pair sat side-by-side at the Burberry show during London fashion week and rumor has it that they enjoyed a steamy hook up later that night at a club.
“They were very touchy-feely in a booth and both pretty drunk. But they were having a great time together, laughing and joking with a lot of PDA. It was Harry who made the move,” a spy across the pond dished to The Sun. “At one point he was stroking her hair as she lay her head on the table. Harry’s knack with women of any age is pretty amazing.”
Ah Harry you old charmer. I’d let you pet my
extensions totally real hair any day. Although I’m pretty sure he was touching her locks to see if it was some kind of straw wig, not necessarily out of love or affection.
Do you think that we’ll spot these two together again? Or is Harry still in total love-em-and-leave-em mode?