Life after The Hills has not been especially kind to professional idiots Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Not only did they blow all their money on crystals, guns and plastic surgery, they haven’t done much TV beyond “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” a one-off episode of Celebrity Wife Swap. Shudder.
But now I hear that the professional TV villains are now “begging” for a spot on Marriage Boot Camp! I mean, who wouldn’t?
“They are relentlessly calling the producers, begging to be on,” says my spy at Life & Style. “Heidi has been tweeting about Marriage Boot Camp to try to help her chances.”
I wouldn’t doubt for a moment that these two have legitimate marriage problems. Remember when Heidi said they eat from food trucks now?? If that isn’t grounds for divorce, I just don’t know what is.
But I do not actually believe that their issues are enough to warrant a stint on Boot Camp, do you? Obviously this is a cash grab, and I hear they’re aiming to earn $100,000.
Would you tune in to watch these two duke it out and spout relationship gems like “Sweet. My answer’s get out of my car”? Or is everyone so beyond over this pair?