Heidi Montag is finally realizing what most of us have known forever: that stuffing your body full of plastic is a bad idea. Now, I’m not overly sold on this whole idea of “natural beauty” (please–I’d die without my facialist) but I think we all shuddered in unison when The Hills star went under the knife for a whopping 10 procedures in one day. And now, surprise surprise, Heidi admits that she went a little overboard, at least in one particular area:
“Sometimes when I’m just sitting there, my breasts hurt so bad, I just wanna, like, rip them off. I regret getting the implants,” she confessed on Entertainment Tonight, blathering on about her numerous neck and back problems, from dissolving disks to pinched nerves, the obvious side effects of pinning two three-pound weights to your chest.
But if you thought Heidi was going to take responsibility for her own crazy decisions, think again.
“I wasn’t warned by my doctor at all about back problems, about the repercussions,” said Heidi. “My new doctor was like, ‘You should never have been allowed by the doctor to get implants this big.’ I put my security and sexuality in my breast size instead of my confidence.”
Um obviously–you can’t fix an internal problem, like low-self esteem, with a cosmetic procedure. Every It Girl knows that, darlings.
So, HM has gone under the knife, again, this time to get her F-cup implants swapped out for Ds, and says she already feels better and lighter.
When you’re as right as I am, you don’t even need to say “I told you so”…