“I finally got so tired of sharing my recipes one-by-one with everybody that asked, that it just made sense to do a book and put it all together,” she told E! News as she promoted her new (snicker) cookbook called In The Kitchen With Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Recipes, out in October.
Hold on lambs, give me a moment while I finish snickering into my French martini. Kris Jenner? A chef? I wouldn’t trust her to pour my Fresca into a glass let alone prepare an entire meal without the fire department on standby. So what are these oh so epic recipes that simply must be available to the world? Buckle up, because they’re pretty complicated.
“I make a really mean grilled cheese sandwich,” she boasts. “So Mason and Penelope love my grilled cheese sandwiches.”
Grilled. Cheese. Sandwiches. That is her biggest culinary brag? Just to be clear, Mason and Penelope are babies, and they’ll eat paste and Play-Doh.