Lady Gaga is no stranger to changing up her appearance at the drop of a hat, and when I first spied her this weekend at a benefit in the Hamptons, I thought this may be her best yet. But then two very terrifying scary words echoed through my brain…
I don’t care how famous you are nor how much natural beauty you possess, erasing your brows is a catastrophic mistake. As is Lady Gaga’s new septum piercing and her seeming aversion to lip balm. A chapped pucker is never in fashion, minions.
But, if she were to ditch the heavy metals, dye her brows back to a non-corpse color and slather on some ChapStick, then LG could look downright lovely au natural, don’t you think darlings? Or, without all of her costumes and finery, is she just a plain jane who is tres forgettable?