I know darlings, I was shocked too when I saw that Lindsay Lohan turned up at a gala looking like a hot mess. SHOCKED, I tell you (JK). But, it’s true. My spy across the pond spotted LiLo donning a dreadful peacock-inspired mini-dress at the very classy Gala for Gabrielle’s Angels Foundation in London.
Poor Lindsay. She clearly doesn’t know the difference between sideboob and sidesag. This Julien Macdonald look does not work for a girl who’s spent her perky-breast years drinking and drugging away her once-cute figure. But not even her horrendous dress could distract me from those ratty, $8 extensions that she didn’t even bother to style.
Linds, please get a bra, some self-tanner and a hairstylist who likes a challenge. Or better yet, simply stay home. You know you love me…XOXO.