Ugh. Where do I even begin? How about I start by initiating a game of tic-tac-toe on that atrocious pattern? Or I could pull her shirt down to expose that it’s not really supposed to be a mid-drift (you see that weird fold-up too, right?) Horrible! Just horrible.
The only thing that’s working on her entire Abba-inspired look is her pair of aviator sunglasses. It’s a good thing she had those to shield her eyes from the ugliness of the outfit — I’m about to go blind just looking at it.