Hot Mess: Rita Ora

Le sigh, minions. I wish that people would stop trying to make British Rihanna impersonator singer Rita Ora happen. From her mediocre vocals to her clearly deranged sense of style, Rita seems to be trying too hard to be edgy.

Case in point, this atrocious outfit I spied her in outside Mahiki nightclub in London. Army fatigues and a cheap-looking red zebra dress? Ah, if only someone could mistake her for an AWOL soldier and deploy her to some far away island without photographers…

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