Hot Mess Trend Alert: Splashlights

Rest in peace, ombre hair color. It seems that finally, girls are realizing that it merely looks like you haven’t touched up your roots in four years and are kicking this trend to the curb. Unfortunately, there’s a new, even less appealing hair fad hitting the streets: splashlights.

An NYC-based colorist (ugh why does it have to be my city?) is trying to popularize a band of blond on an otherwise brunette head, thus creating (supposedly) a “halo effect”:

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Um, that doesn’t look like a halo. It looks like someone brought in a picture of a skunk to the salon and demanded a similar look. Not that I’m all about dressing to please guys, but there isn’t one man on planet Earth who would prefer this bizarre stripe to a more natural highlight or color scheme.

Any way you slice it, this look is a definite DON’T, darlings. If you’re keen on color blocking, stick to bags and shift dresses–not your hair. But, inevitably, one wayward celeb will try this. KeshaXtina? Demi? Is there a star who could actually pull this look off?

COMMENTS

  1. Rachel Said:

    Oh, dear god…. Tell me that’s not real :'(

  2. Marlies Said:

    I had to look at the picture twice PLUS read the article to see that it’s not actually the hair shining in the sun but a dyed part of hair. I like this style very much.

  3. Ariane Said:

    “Not that I’m all about dressing to please guys, but there isn’t one man on planet Earth who would prefer this bizarre stripe to a more natural highlight or color scheme.” hahah fuck. that makes me so angry. who fucking cares what guys prefer. as dubious as they are, if a girl wants “splashlights”, let her get them because SHE prefers the style to a “natural highlight or color scheme”. we do what we fkn want. k

  4. Sara Said:

    That hairstyle is not new, it’s several years old – she’s a singer from the band Chairlift, and it’s her trademark. Please get your facts straight!

  5. VALERIE Said:

    I like it. I’m unfollowing Gossip Girl, you’re NOTHING BUT A HATER OF EVERYTHING

  6. Kiara Said:

    Roots, bleached roots and what do you know.. Roots again! Seriously just chop it all of or get a decent colour job. Ick.

  7. Kiara Said:

    *off

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  9. Mel Said:

    YUK! that looks like a big mistake

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