The top-secret fete raged until 5am, and featured Miley groping her producer, Mike WILL Made It. I spied her kissing his neck and making out with him, and he in turn grabbing her butt and trying to give her a hickey. Yuck. I think this may be the creepiest couple in human history.
But don’t worry darlings, MC’s dalliance with MWMI (I just cannot with his name) seemed to be only a passing fancy. A few hours later she was making out with a random blonde girl. Then a random guy in a sharp suit. Then a three-way kiss with a midget and a different random girl. Then she gave the suited gentleman a lap dance.
So yes, minions, if you’ve ever surmised that maybe MC conducts herself with ladylike poise behind closed doors, well, I hate to burst your bubble. JK, you know I love it. And you know you love me…XOXO.