Ireland Baldwin, 17-year-old daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, is stinking up Manhattan with the stench of her desperation. She is doing everything she can think of to break into Hollywood and society, but so far, I’m not impressed. IB seems to think that she can make it as a top model and while, yes, she’s quite pretty, I don’t think she has the It factor. Can’t she just be content with being young, pretty and rich?
And can we talk about that pose for a moment? I’ve been on enough red carpets to know that the bigger the pose, the smaller your relevance. Can you think of any place for Alec’s little girl in the spotlight?
Ireland, you’re lovely, but please, stop trying to make A-list status happen. You know you love me…XOXO.