I hear that Queen Bey might be adding to her royal family. My minions say that Beyonce is expecting baby number two (her first being the odiously named Blue Ivy, ugh) with husband Jay-Z, and pointing to a suspiciously round tummy as the evidence:
I find this unlikely since she just embarked on a grueling world tour, not exactly the sort of thing a prego lady wants to be doing. Plus I’m not sure how telling her figure really is–B has never been stick-thin so maybe this bump is merely the result of penne a la vodka, not a baby.
But if she does have a bun in the oven, I’m willing to give my approval to this only if she lets someone else do the baby naming.
What should Jay and Bey name this new babe? Red Roses? Green Weed? Purple Vine? Tell me your thoughts in the comments section…XOXO.