Justin Bieber is totes over America and just FYI Jussy, the feeling is completely mutual. I hear that he’s so sick of the USA, that our (least) favorite lady-sized Canadian is ready to buy a vacay home in England, specifically the Isle of Wight, located in the English Channel. Apparently the tiny island is only accessible by ferry or hovercraft.
Yes, hovercraft, and I guarantee that Justin heard that word and was like “Yo…I wanna live on that dope hovercraft island, yo. It’ll be like, like some dope-ass, swaggy superhero lair or some sh*t, yo.”
In actuality, the Isle of Wight is populated with adorable old people and charming cottages, not flying cars and krakens as I’m sure he’s envisioning.
But let’s not tell him that just yet, d’accord darlings?
“Justin wants somewhere quiet to escape to when it all gets too much,” said an insider. “England has always appealed to him, and he wants somewhere that feels like it’s cut off from the rest of the world…Of course, money is no object.”
Ugh, can’t you just picturing him adopting a faint English accent? But fine Jussy, if you want to live on a rock in Great Britain, I’ll help you pack. You know what they say across the pond: good riddance to bad rubbish…XOXO.