Is Justin Bieber Moving To England?

Justin Bieber is totes over America and just FYI Jussy, the feeling is completely mutual. I hear that he’s so sick of the USA, that our (least) favorite lady-sized Canadian is ready to buy a vacay home in England, specifically the Isle of Wight, located in the English Channel. Apparently the tiny island is only accessible by ferry or hovercraft.

Yes, hovercraft, and I guarantee that Justin heard that word and was like “Yo…I wanna live on that dope hovercraft island, yo. It’ll be like, like some dope-ass, swaggy superhero lair or some sh*t, yo.”

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In actuality, the Isle of Wight is populated with adorable old people and charming cottages, not flying cars and krakens as I’m sure he’s envisioning.

But let’s not tell him that just yet, d’accord darlings?

“Justin wants somewhere quiet to escape to when it all gets too much,” said an insider. “England has always appealed to him, and he wants somewhere that feels like it’s cut off from the rest of the world…Of course, money is no object.”

Ugh, can’t you just picturing him adopting a faint English accent? But fine Jussy, if you want to live on a rock in Great Britain, I’ll help you pack. You know what they say across the pond: good riddance to bad rubbish…XOXO.

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COMMENTS

  1. Mina Said:

    No thanks,as a British person I would not like Justin Beiber over here in UK. And UK is not cut off from the rest of the World. If he wants cut of from the rest of the world then he move to Australia in the small town in the middle of no where or in a safari in Africa where he could learn a lot.

  2. Liz Said:

    Nope, we don’t want him either. Canada started it, it’s their responsibility to keep it.

  3. Jeffrey Said:

    He’s always welcome to Belgium it’s just a few miles away from there and if he buys a farm in West-Flanders he will also be away from the world, except if he makes it into a villa with a race court.

  4. vicky may Said:

    Im sorry I’m from England and we don’t want him you can keep him or send him bk to Canada where he came from xoxo

  5. Nicole Said:

    I’ll feel bad for England if he does move,,

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  6. Paige Said:

    Only two hours away from me… I am not complaining.

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