Love thy neighbor… unless he’s Justin Bieber. I hear the pint-sized popstar has been wreaking havoc on his exclusive Calabasas gated community, and his neighbors are done putting up with it. In fact, after a party-filled Memorial Day weekend, the homeowner’s board is ready to take action — and they’ve got the police department behind them!
One of my favorite stories from this weekend involves former NFL player Keyshawn Johnson. He is Justin’s neighbor, and after JB raced past him and his daughter in his Ferrari, Keyshawn dropped his little girl off and chased after the “Beauty and the Beat” singer. Once he approached Justin’s house, he blocked JB’s car in the driveway with his, and got out to confront the bad driver face-to-face. And Justin — being the manly man that he is — ran inside his house like a scared little puppy.
Neighbors are reportedly also pissed about alleged drug use going on outside, cars parked day and night on the street, and JB’s security guards sleeping in the garage (umm…) This kind of behavior would never fly in my Upper East Side co-op. JB would be booted faster than his Ferrari goes.
What would you do if Justin were your neighbor? And if the answer has anything to do with being excited, perhaps it’s time to rethink your life decisions. You know you love me — unless you’re a Justin Bieber fan. XOXO