In the city, you’re never alone, and yet it’s true what they say: New York can be a very lonely place. Of course that’s what friends are for–to join you at mani pedi appointments, cocktails at The Campbell Apartment, and tea parties at The Pierre.
Although if you don’t have friends and minions on standby at all hours of the day, I suppose things could be rough. And sadly, I hear that’s the case for Taylor Swift. My friends at Star magazine are reporting that Tay has been so lonely since she moved here that she’s begging her Hollywood friends to come visit her–even offering to pay for their tickets! But the saddest part of this story? No one’s taking her up on her offer.
“Taylor cannot wait to split her time between Rhode Island and LA,” said the source. “She doesn’t want any part of living in New York full-time. She really regrets moving there.”
Hold up… “regrets moving there”??? I’ve never heard such blasphemy!
Tay darling, forget your loser friends who don’t want to come to the best city ever, and let me show you how to really enjoy NYC. I promise you’ll never want to leave. XOXO