In a word, yes, darlings she very much is. My little tattletales over at Star magazine reveal that Taylor Swift is suffering some may-jah misery over the fact that she can’t land–and especially keep–a guy.
“She said, ‘I feel like I”m turning into Jennifer Aniston! It’s just so unfair,'” blabbed a source. Even when she puts herself out there, no one seems interested. She’s brooding and feeling incredibly down.”
Well to be fair, Tay, Jennifer Aniston is engaged, so maybe “I feel like I’m turning into Cameron Diaz” is a better comparison. Or Lindsay Lohan. Or Demi Moore. I mean really, the list of un-datable stars is endless.
But Taylor seems to try harder than most, don’t you think? Why, in the last few months she’s been rejected by not one but three high profile fellas:
“Jared Leto ran for the hills after she chatted him up at a Golden Globes party,” enumerated my minion, “Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel didn’t call her back after they went to a Christmas party together, and Douglas Booth totally brushed her off at a West Hollywood bash last November.”
Le ouch. Although I must admit, Taylor has created her own problems. Of course boys are leery of her; they know they’ll only end up as another hit song. So what’s a girl to do? Stop making music and find a guy? Or focus on her career and hope that she doesn’t end up a crazy cat lady (which may be hard considering she’s already got her cat)?
What advice would you give to T.Swift?