A serial obsessor like Taylor Swift needs a boyfriend to fixate on, but if she doesn’t have one, a female will do just fine. I hear that Tay is begging Ed Sheeran to introduce her to his pal Jennifer Aniston. Why? So TS can become a big screen star, of course.
A spy told Star magazine that Taylor is “desperate” to be a big screen star like Jen (which explains her Hamptons meal with Steven Spielberg). T thinks she and J will bond over their mutual icky ex John Mayer and become BFFs in no time. Because that’s what ex-boyfriends do: bring women together. What’s more, that same spy reveals that Taylor sees herself singing with Jen! “When Ed said that Jen has a great voice, Taylor was convinced they could find a really clever musical comedy to work on together.”
Not for one moment do I believe that Jennifer Aniston can sing. Her speaking voice is weird and froggy, I can’t imagine that she suddenly blossoms into a magical songbird when the band starts to play.
But even if she did, there’s still the little problem of Taylor’s acting skills–namely that she has none. Does anyone remember the dreadfulness that was Valentine’s Day?
Tay was tasked with playing a girl lovestruck with Taylor Lautner while she was a girl lovestruck Taylor Lautner, and still couldn’t pull it off.
Do you think that we will one day see Taylor Swift star on the big screen alongside an A-lister like Aniston? Or does T-Swizzle need to stay in her lane?