It may have taken a few years but it looks like Taylor Swift has officially won her breakup with Jake Gyllenhaal. While T was busy winning her sixth artist of the year award in Nashville, I spied Jake looking like a creepy, 90′s ghost of his former self:
Where are his infamous muscles and swarthy, manly face? The actor seems to have dropped a ton of weight, but luckily it’s all in the name of his new movie, Nightcrawler, about a journalist who “stumbles upon the underground world of crime journalism.” Hmm, doesn’t sound like there will be many opportunities for shirtlessness and sex scenes, does there?
Jake, I like that you think outside the box with your roles, but please return to the hunky dream guy we know and love with your next flick–or I’ll have no choice to but to cross you off my lust list permanently…XOXO.