James Franco Congratulates Dave Franco on Relationship with Zac Efron

When I first saw James Franco’s Instagram post yesterday afternoon, I thought he had magically tapped into my dream and made two thirds of it come true (he totally owes me such a favor for the time I didn’t report his hot mess-ness at Le Bain). Sadly, his congratulatory sentiments to brother Dave Franco for coupling with Zac Efron – and the realistic looking screenshot of an article about the pair – was merely some sibling-on-sibling joking.

Someone – and I imagine this someone to be a bored James Franco taking a break from Instagramming sleepy shirtless photos – fabricated a screenshot from a Hollywood Life headline. The original story was one about Z and his Neighbors co-star – I use the term loosely – Halston Sage. James captioned the photo, “Effron (sic) and My (sic) brother, dating!!!!!! Congrats, boys! I’m so happy for you!!!”

In addition to the fact that it would be just too much attractive for one couple, you can tell the photo is fake because the author is “Dave Francock” (very mature, boys), and the text doesn’t quite match up.

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Tragically, Z is still pairing off with Michelle Rodriguez (ugh), and I’m no closer to a harmonious throuple relationship with both Zac and Dave.

Equally tragic, for James anyway, is that Dave is basking in a spotlight that has temporarily turned away from his older brother. I think James knows he’s old news, and I think he’s pulling this sort of shenanigans in hopes that someone will pay him any attention.

Sorry you’re the 5 minutes ago Franco, James, but please don’t toy with my emotions like this. It’s simply not nice, and I do hate when people are not nice.

XOXO

COMMENTS

  1. Brittany Said:

    When did this happen? Zac efron is so hot. Is he dating a guy or is he still with Vanessa Ann Hudgens?

  2. Kim Said:

    Actually i met james this year at a reading and he is brilliantly taking on the media “don’t believe everything on the internet” in a hilarious way as every celeb should do because the media is a joke. He has many projects going on such as literary works, acting classes he teaches, and a successful stint on broadway.

  3. Michelle Veach Said:

    He’s proven his point brilliantly… go Franco!

  4. Meera Moran Said:

    Really? OBVIOUSLY IT’S A JOKE. DON’T CALL JAMES FRANCO OLD NEWS…HE’S A BRILLIANT ACTOR…AND HIS BROTHER IS STILL A GOOD ACTOR…BUT HE’S NOT OLD NEWS…FUCK OFF…

  5. Sethpatts Said:

    I Like the latest new in Hollywood

  6. Em Said:

    Aw that’s a shame! They would have made a cute couple :)

  7. Jane Doe Said:

    If Zac Efron was dating everyone that the tabloids suggest….This is nothing more than two heterosexual men having a bromantical rendezvous. It would be career suicide for these guys to be anything but straight.

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