Every It Girl knows that the key to being photographed at Fashion Week, whether it be NY, Milan or Paris, is to wear the strangest outfit possible. Literally pile on anything as long as it mismatches and looks like you fished it out of Lady Gaga’s trash.
But Jessica Alba need not resort to such tactics because she’s already a star, perfectly capable of attracting paparazzi in a chic and glam outfit.
Unfortunately, J.Albs seems to think her star is falling. How else can we explain this bizarre, bathrobe-like coat she wore to the Kenzo show in Paris? Belted, bell-sleeved and just plain awful, this jacket could only look worse if it was paired with off-season platform sandals, which of course is exactly what Jess did.
Jessica, next time you’re perusing your walk-in for the perfect FW look, please steer clear of anything that may be worn by a sumo wrestler who’s home with the flu. Thanks.