For some reason, the Wall Street Journal felt qualified to proclaim Justin Bieber and Emma Watson as having the most influential haircuts of 2011. JB’s “swish” apparently inspired boys all across the country to get a similar style, while Em’s pixie cut sent girls running to the salon to shear off their locks.

I couldn’t disagree more, darlings. I think Emma’s cut makes her look like she just wandered out of a POW camp, and I’m not quite Beliebing that many straight males aspire to look just like Justin. Do you agree with me, the ultimate It Girl, or a bunch of old finance guys?

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