It seems that Justin Bieber wasn’t content to simply offend you, me and good taste in general. He needed to offend Jesus, too. Star magazine reports that Justin, in an attempt to prove to Selena Gomez that he can be a good boyfriend/person, went with her to Bible study. And promptly fell asleep.
“He definitely showed no interest in the sermon,” reports the mag’s witness. “The little bit of time he was actually awake, he was texting and on social media. He looked like he hadn’t gotten any sleep after a night of partying.”
I’m sorry darlings… can we pause for a moment and consider his ridiculous stance in the photo? I nearly wet my La Perla’s picturing him standing in front of the mirror practicing that pose, sneering “Yeeeeeeh, yeeeeeeh boy!” at himself. Shudder.
Anyway. I really detest that JB is trying to use religion to rehab his image. Clearly he doesn’t care and clearly he thinks that his sudden renewed interest in all things holy will make the public absolve his past sins. Well sorry J but I’m not in the business of forgiveness–quite the opposite, actually.
Do you think that snoozing during a sermon is perhaps the most disrespectful thing JB has ever done? Or do you Beliebers still have faith that everyone is simply out to get your poor pious Jussy?