Spotted: Paris Hilton sitting on Justin Bieber‘s lap and flirting with the mini music man at Busta Rhymes‘ birthday party in Cannes this weekend. But it didn’t end there, darlings. My spies also caught the two leaving the nightclub together, and now rumor has it that these two might be a thing. A very very bad and annoying thing, I might add.
During their rendezvous at the club, my spies said the Biebs couldn’t keep his shirt on (another reason I think he and Miley Cyrus are the same person). He was also seen throwing ice cubes into the crowd (tres classy, JB…).
As horrible as this possible coupling is, let’s just admit they truly are perfect for each other. Despite their 13-year age difference, these two seem to be on the same maturity level. Plus, they both love the spotlight, even when it’s bad lighting.
Do you think we’ll be seeing these two making more headlines together or will they be on to the next faster than you can say “Never Say Never?”