Surprise surprise, but I’m not a huge fan of tattoos on girls or gents. Why I can’t imagine carrying the same bag for more than a month, how would I not get sick of something on my skin forever? I am also not a fan of Justin Bieber lately, so when those two things intersect–tats and JB–you can imagine how much of a hot mess it becomes.
Last night Justin took to Instagram to show off not one, not two but FOUR brand new tattoos, all small and all lame. Let’s take a look at them, shall we minions?
Tattoo #1: a clock…or compass?
Because…he can…tell time? I have no idea. At least it blends into the rest of his sleeve and serves to camouflage those ropey spaghetti arms. Wise move, Jussy.
Tattoo #2: a music note
Really Jussy, behind the ear? I thought that location was reserved for strippers and Miley Cyrus? And I don’t think you needed the music note, we’re all painfully aware that you sing. Still.
Tattoos 3 and 4: a joker and “love”
?!?!? The thing I hate about Jussy’s tattoos is that they don’t even kind of look like they go together. Most people who cover themselves in 20 tats go for a common theme so they look like complementary pieces of art. Not Justin. This logo-like jester–because he’s so funny LOLZ!–and that horrendous faux-gangsta “love” are just over-the-top awful.
Justin, should you get hauled to jail for that egg mess, having a bunch of disjointed inkings isn’t going to fool your cellmate into thinking you’re hardcore.
Tell me minions, which of JB’s new body mods are the worst? And yes, “all of them” is a totes acceptable answer…XOXO.