If you’ve ever thought, “I really wish Jwoww was here to give me advice,” then today is your lucky day. The Jersey Shore starlet has inked a deal to pen an advice book called “The Rules According to Jwoww” that will hit shelves in February. She’ll share secrets on ”landing a mint guy,” staying ”fresh to death,” and ”kicking the competition to the curb.” Pretty sure she means that last part literally. Would you read a book by Jenni “Jwoww” Farley . . . as anything other than a what-not-to-do manual?  

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