Minions, rejoice, for I have found the worst music video of all time. And, perhaps not so coincidentally, it happens to star the worst couple in American history as well: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
This dreadful four-minute monstrosity for Kanye’s new song, “Bound 2,” would be atrocious without Kim–weird stock footage of landscapes, a cheesy unmoving motorcycle, Kanye’s awkward solo rapping–the whole thing is just a mess. But adding Kim to the mix not only proved that the SNL spoof on them was seriously accurate, but made the vid over-the-top hilarious and unwatchable. Take a look…
Why. Why is she in this video, Kanye? Did you think that perhaps people may like you too much if you didn’t inject KK into it? Were you afraid you may gain back some respect you’ve lost over the last few years?
What struck me most about this laughably terrible tome is that Kim, who is a huge fan of photoshopping her photos, appears to even had her body digitally slimmed. Kim may be gorgeous and have fab extensions, but she’s not a willowy girl, and that is most certainly not her waistline, nor her perky, nipple-less lady parts reclining on that bike.
I think what irks me most, minions, is that Kanye pulls a stunt like this then freaks out when people “don’t respect his privacy.” Putting your naked baby mama in a music video kind of sends mixed messages, don’t you think?
What part of “Bound 2″ creeped you out the most? KK’s photoshopped figure? Kanye’s leather hammer pants? And if the vid had been different, could this song actually be catchy?