Clearly, a man who would willingly wed Kim Kardashian is not playing with a full set of croquet mallets, as my mummy used to say. So I don’t know why I continually expect sane and logical behavior from Kanye West. I hear that the rapper-turned-punchline made a truly idiotic request at Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity, where he spoke about being THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, Y’ALL: he demanded that all the labels on his water bottles be removed. Sigh.
“Kanye said he wasn’t going to be photographed promoting a brand if he’s not being paid for it,” recalled a source. “Organizers had to scramble to rip off the labels before his session started.”
But what Ye said once he started speaking was even more irksome.
“I have to work with the No. 1, I can’t work with anyone but Jay Z, I can’t be with any girl but Kim because that’s the girl that I look at her pictures the most and get turned on the most. I am not going to represent any company except Louis Vuitton because that’s the best.”
Note to self: burn my Vuitton luggage immediately. And speaking of fire, how did Kanye not burst into flames from shame after uttering those words? I’ll admit, once upon a time I truly loved ‘Ye’s music but now, I can’t bear anything that comes out of his mouth…I don’t care if he’s spouting the cure for cancer–no one wants to hear it, Kanye.
Tell me what you think is worse: Yeezy’s bratty behavior of his creepy explanation of why he married Kim?