At first glance, Katy Perry’s look at an ASPCA party isn’t so bad. But then your eyes adjust–you were out late at the Tribeca Film Festival, you’re drowsy–and then you see what’s really going on…
A cell-phone-printed dress with marijuana-like leaf embellishments. Oddly, that isn’t the don’t part of this outfit, darlings. I am irked that K.Per paired ankle strap flats–which are notoriously hard to wear–with a below-the-knee hemline. Is she trying to give herself cankles? Is she hoping that her legs will look as short and stumpy as possible?
If so Katy, mission accomplished.
Girls remember, never let a hem fall further than your knees unless you plan to pair it with heels — but never, never shoes with an ankle strap.
You know you love me…even if your closet doesn’t.