Fashion Don’t: Katy Perry

At first glance, Katy Perry’s look at an ASPCA party isn’t so bad. But then your eyes adjust–you were out late at the Tribeca Film Festival, you’re drowsy–and then you see what’s really going on…

katy perry cell phone dress

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A cell-phone-printed dress with marijuana-like leaf embellishments. Oddly, that isn’t the don’t part of this outfit, darlings. I am irked that K.Per paired ankle strap flats–which are notoriously hard to wear–with a below-the-knee hemline. Is she trying to give herself cankles? Is she hoping that her legs will look as short and stumpy as possible?

If so Katy, mission accomplished.

Girls remember, never let a hem fall further than your knees unless you plan to pair it with heels — but never,┬ánever shoes with an ankle strap.

You know you love me…even if your closet doesn’t.

COMMENTS

  1. Aeriexo Said:

    Those are maple leaves…. obviously hun. Not that it makes up for that dress.

  2. Julia Said:

    Ummm I don’t know what trees you’ve been looking at, but those definitely are not maple leaves.

  3. wtfiswrongwitchu Said:

    this is stupid

  4. Rita Said:

    This look absolutely terrible, even at first glance…

  5. Lana Said:

    This is one of the first signs of Katy’s irrelevance.

  6. fuckboy Said:

    WOW! What a shitty article, do people write shit like that about you so you have to pass on the hate child? I don’t really like Katie Perry but a “FASHION FAIL” makes it sound like she had her titty pop out and you FOOLED ME!
    SHAME ON YOU IF SHE WANTS TO WEAR A GOD DAMN CELLPHONE DRESS THATS HER RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN YOU COMMY BASTARDS!

  7. anto Said:

    yuck..so messed up. But she usually dresses with multiple colours.

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